Wingnut the House Cleaner

House cleaning is a great way to procrastinate! I just hate it when part of the dust pile walks away. Spiders and ants should keep to their own outdoor territory.

I'm actually notorious for finding bugs. It seems that every day I find one ant, in a random place...crawling on my desk, or in the bathroom. Today, I stepped into the shower to find a spider companion! I promise, I don't live in a dump...the bugs just like me. Those little annoying gnats have been hanging around me too. They are small enough to come through the window screen. Why can't they be small enough for me not to see them?