Ode to My Appendix

Oh Appendix

You have served me well.

I'm not sure what you did,

But, I thank you for the 29 years you've given me.

Oh Appendix

You'll be sorely missed.

You caused quite a sore last weekend.

It was just your way of saying goodbye.

Oh Appendix

I'll remember you always,

as I enter a new decade of my life,

without you.

Oh Appendix

Oh Appendix

I appreciate the simplicity of your departure.

Good Bye.