Real Life Angry Birds

I'm dressed in green, but I'm not an egg-stealing pig. I guarantee it. However, I must've confused a little yellow birdy this afternoon. Someone hit the "zoom" for him and he crashed right into my window and hit the ground hard. If he were animated there would've been stars circling his head. As it was, he apparently did not have the powers that the yellow Angry Birds have, for he did not penetrate the glass. He left a few feathers on the window and sat on the ground twitching for a while.

We didn't interfere, but rather watched from inside and cheered him on as he tested out his legs and twitched. It was a sad sight, but I'm happy to report that the little birdy was up and bouncing around within a few minutes. We put some fresh bird seed out to fuel him up.

Let's hope that more birdies don't get confused between video game powers and real life.