Friday, June 10, 2005

Wingnut Experiments

New Release!
Results of two recent Wingnut experiments:

1) Household Raid (you know, the bug killing spray) works great on spiders and bugs. And plants! It is too soon to know about it's killing effects on humans

Details-
Hypothesis: AACK! There are bugs flying around my cute little kitchen plant.

Experiment: Spray Raid on plant to kill bugs.

Results: The bugs died instantly. The plant died slowly over the next week.

Analysis: Raid kills more than just bugs.

2) Landlords do get mad when you forget to pay rent.

Details-
Hypothesis: Get swept up in new life and not be on top of all adult responsibilities. Spend time having fun instead!

Experiment: Not send in rent check.

Results: Find "Notice of three days to pay rent or quit" on door. Pay $50 late fee + $35 fee for the effort of someone to post the notice on my door.

Analysis: Dough Dough Brains who can't remember to pay rent deserve to be penalized.

Who forgets to pay their rent? I feel ridiculous!

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